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May 2013

3 posts

“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”

Today I realized I care way more about being funny...

April 2013

1 post

August 2012

1 post

July 2012

2 posts

April 2012

1 post

January 2012

5 posts

December 2011

4 posts

The boyfriend just told me that alfredo pasta bread bowls taste better when I’m around. True love.

November 2011

6 posts

I stalk people on Facebook who I don’t like that much and think, “They’re actually really pretty… But also crazy. I am at least 15% less crazy than them. So that should count for something.” That’s how things work, right?

If you've been dating for two months

and are all over Facebook telling your significant other that you love them and happy anniversary and all that, I’m probably going to judge you. And by probably, I mean definitely and without reservation.

Anonymous asked: i appreciate me a good sandwich; they have soooo much potential!

Today I was outsmarted by a puzzle on the back of a cereal box.

October 2011

7 posts

September 2011

21 posts

yakk: Adele // Someone Like You [Music Video] Finally Adele’s decided to give us a music video. Months after its UK release and just as the song is blowing in in the US, we’re finally getting to see a video for ‘Someone Like You’. The video’s extremely simple, showing Adele walking through Paris as she sings the song. But that’s all the song needed - a simple clip which shows the emotions that...

Some People Are Just Born with Sex Appeal .

damnthatswhatshesaid: And then There is Me.

Long distance is hard.

My roommate is whispering to herself, but I can’t tell if she’s whispering about calculus or singing something in Japanese. WHAT IS THIS.

After being incredibly awkward on three separate occasions today, I came to terms with the fact that I have no social skills.

Made a Twitter!

100000% sure this was a poor decision.