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Decided I’m going to start saying, “I’m the blood of the dragon” every morning in the mirror until I’m terrifying as fuck

Watched The History Boys again, forgot how great that film is.

Rizzo is the best character in Grease and Stockard Channing is perfect and if you think otherwise then I will fuck you up

In today’s episode of “New Lows”, I discover that stale cookies aren’t so bad if you microwave them first and eat them all before I am overcome with shame.

Dessert with fruit in it is lying about being dessert

So I live with these SUPER hardcore libertarians, and for the past couple of days they’ve been making snide remarks about the government shutdown (i.e., ‘non-essential government employee? isn’t that redundant?’) but they just realized that their big weekend camping trip has to be canceled because the park is closed and I am over here just CACKLING.

GUYS ZOOLANDER HAS BEEN ON NETFLIX FOR A WHOLE MONTH AND I JUST FOUND OUT

"Courageous Democrats" = red state Dems scared of losing their seats, just fyi

I don’t even have strong feelings about Obamacare, I just really fucking hate Ted Cruz

All the people who “don’t want the government to control healthcare” probably have no problem with the government controlling people’s uteruses, amirite?