For some reason, I feel like my generation is a generation of empowerment and we don’t even fully know how much we’re going to change the world yet.
Decided I’m going to start saying, “I’m the blood of the dragon” every morning in the mirror until I’m terrifying as fuck
Rizzo is the best character in Grease and Stockard Channing is perfect and if you think otherwise then I will fuck you up
In today’s episode of “New Lows”, I discover that stale cookies aren’t so bad if you microwave them first and eat them all before I am overcome with shame.
So I live with these SUPER hardcore libertarians, and for the past couple of days they’ve been making snide remarks about the government shutdown (i.e., ‘non-essential government employee? isn’t that redundant?’) but they just realized that their big weekend camping trip has to be canceled because the park is closed and I am over here just CACKLING.